YEE-OWWWCH

That pretty much sums up the way I was feeling yesterday morning when I crashed into the waking world. Most of the rest of my day was spent in a brain fog that I just couldn't seem to shake loose. Of course the reason I was in such a state was due to the events of the night before, and here in lies the story. Doesn't it always?

My friend Troy and I set out for one of those nights. We were with some friends of his and headed for the local drinking establishments. The evening started off normal enough, but normal wasn't to be the order of the day. everybody should prepare themselves for the next big thing headed your way. What am I talking about? I'm talking about FULL CONTACT OUTLAW TRICYCLE RACING. Smashes, crashes, bodily injury, it's all there. Screw NASCAR, this is the next big thing in racing sports.

What's needed:
Tricycles (the smaller the better)

Two racers for each trike (One for power and one for steering.yeah, you can do it with one each but it's a lot less entertaining).

Lots of objects in the center of the track and definatly near all of the turns. (folding chairs, garbage cans, etc.)

So go on. Be the first in your town to get started. Your local emergency room will thank you for it.

BLAST OFF!

The Kulture corner is now open for business. Who says good things don't come out of extreme boredom? Not that I'm necessarily saying this is a good thing, only time will tell. I suppose that my mission here is to simply infect those reading this with my views and opinions on things. Mostly what I'll be talking about will probably be movies, rock 'n' roll, books, comics, tv, and whatever will seem like a good idea at the time.

If you hold a high opinion of modern mainstream pop culture then you may just want to quit reading right now. For the most part I have nothing but contempt for things like MTV, current tv shows, the Grammy's, and all other kinds of lame ass stuff that is being passed off as cool. And this goes especially for rock 'n' roll, or rather the phony imitation that is being passed off for it these days.

So anyway, hope any of you folks out there who stumble across this maybe enjoy it , and better yet, go out and buy some of the records and movies I might happen to be yappin' about. So log on, grab a cold one from the fridge, and smoke 'em if you got 'em, it's likely to get twisted from here on.